Yo momma joke... but real.

Our man Tony said this about the girl "I like her, her eyebrows look just like mine"... well. His eyebrows are cool for a man, but damn, that momma so ugly just like the old jokes say. Well she expected a ride to kindergarten and she got one (no, not really, we dumped her by the curb) but... she seemed unbelievably unexperienced once we wanted to get the windows steamy with her.