Total Gooner Weekend

Instructions for how I want you spending your weekends. You'll spend the week preparing for your FULL ON GOONER BINGE. Going out is for real men. Gooners belong at home alone with the shades drawn and the loser porn blasting for days. No leaving the house, no breathing fresh air, no getting sunshine on your dumb little goon face. Stay in your cave and STROKE YOURSELF NUMB AND STUPID.