Thelma

Thelma... now tell me that isn't the most boring and non sexiest porn name ever. I bet she was named after that fat walrus from Scooby Doo, but she was too stupid to realize. Obviously, she ate all the Scooby snacks! nyway, when I first heard about her, I was told she has some degenerative muscle disease that allows her holes to stretch to amazing shapes and sizes. I was expecting some sort of superhero. What I got was a big fat mess of a hipster skank who ended up not being able to take the punishment and had to quit short. When she did a good job, we fed her chocolate because fat people like chocolate. When she barfed it up, it looked like chocolate milk. It was almost as gross as her face. Almost... but not quite.