The Only Way Out Is Gooning

I've got you now. Like a virus invading your computer desktop just from staring at that porn ad too long, I'm in. I didn’t even have to try that hard before your thoughts started drifting exactly where I wanted them. Slow down… or don’t. I just want you stroking. Stupid. A zombified gooner boy losing his way. The only way out is to goon. And no, you'll never know when it ends.