Standard Procedure

Rent is due, the fridge is empty, and Maria’s "Consultant in Tactile Communications" resume is failing her. When she walks into the Rimming Ram Corporation for a top-stakes interview, she expects a desk and a paycheck. Instead, she finds Konstantin Flavius — a man who runs his empire without pants and demands a deep dive into the company’s dirtiest assets. In this absurd office nightmare, professionalism is measured by tongue flexibility, and corporate loyalty is tested in the trenches of a bare-bottomed reality. Maria’s about to find out if she has the grit to climb the ladder, one bottom-up analysis at a time. It’s the smell of success, the taste of stability, and a career move that’ll leave a permanent mark.