So Was Red

I was looking, and I found her. She was adorable, the cherry on the cake of my gray existence. But her boyfriend was too unyielding. Pussycat walked away, leaving me with nothing. It's rare, but it does happen in the lives of people like me. But that's not what makes my story so remarkable. My lucky find came into my possession. It was because of her dirty tits. God bless whoever invented chocolate ice cream!