Job Interview Gone Wild

Job interviews are hell, I think you'll agree. And when you do get the job, you will have to act like you belong. This is what I have problems with. But the moment I lay eyes on my potential boss, leggy godess Sharon White, all my apprehentions disappear. I want to work here! I want to work under her! And on her... and in every possible position. And what better occasion to start doing just that than this job interview?