I can do extra credit

I know why you called me to meet with you. I am failing your class miserably yet there is no way I can make up for my grade by simply studying harder. You and I both know I simply will fail this class unless I can do extra credit work. As you can see by the way I dressed for our meeting, I am fully prepared to do the only extra credit work I am capable of. Come on Professor, you know I am a party girl who's body is built for speed. I have no time to sit in my dorm room studying all night when there is so much partying to be done! Why don't I crawl under this desk to your side of the room and show you what kind of extra credit work I am capable of performing? I have a feeling you will pass me thru your class after I show you my true skills. I'll do just enough to earn a B or C but if you like it enough then I can even come back next week and show you what I would do to earn an A.