YUNG SIMMIE--ROLLING LOUD'S MOST SPECIAL GROUPIE

Damn Bruno, back at it again with the gang, lookin' for some groupies to bang. Let me tell you, this time we struck gold at last year's Rolling Loud event in Miami. We hung around Yung Simmie's set cause we know from our previous experience with him how some of his fans can really get down. We sent out John and Geezus in the crowd to scout our next victim for Groupie Lust, and after a few simple rejections we found the SPECIAL ONE. The most Gullible, Easy, Self-Centered Dumb Ass Thot we have ever met, by the name of Natalia. Yeah she was hella sexy with a nice tan and luscious fake tits, but the fact that she ditched her BFF to leave with two complete strangers who said they know Simmie, set the record. She asked about the whole camera ordeal when we put it down. We just told her "shut the fuck up it's for Simmie" and she gladly did. Once we started rolling again everything was a breeze. She got in the hooptie and took the dick like a champ on camera while not once the whole time seeing a single shred of proof that we were going to meet up Simmie's tour bus or that we even knew him. This one earned her ditch on the side of a road in the middle of the hood. Simmie doesn't...