You Can't Buy a Couch Without Fucking on It First

I knew that I was going to buy a couch today, but I didn't know I was gonna fuck on it first. People lay on beds all the time before buying them, right? If this couch is going to be mine, I guess it made sense to test it out first, especially when the guy who was selling it had a dick like that. After feeling his bare skin all over that couch, I came to one conclusion: I'm not buying that couch, but I'll definitely fuck him again. At least my trip to his house was worth it. Hope he can sell it with our cum all over the fabric.