You Are in Fact a Panty Thief Pervert.

So glad I caught you because we have a very important matter to discuss like right now. I have something to show you. I want you to look very closely at these panties and ponder as to why they are completely stiff. They aren't even stiff in the right place like where my crotch rests. They are a crumpled ball of stiffness! Any idea how they came to be this way? After I sniffed them I knew exactly why they are sticky so don't lie to me because it's either you or your dad that made them this way.