The estate agent. Blasted AO, that arsehole

In my new job as an estate agent, I was immediately assigned an apartment that was proving difficult to let – lots of people had viewed it, but nobody wanted it. When this Greek bloke came to have a look at the place but wasn’t really keen either, I had to change my tactics. I absolutely had to go back to my boss with a deal. So I made him an offer that no man could possibly turn down. Well, okay… the fact that he’d then go straight on to fuck me bareback in the ass wasn’t part of the plan, but a woman’s got to get what she wants somehow.