Straight Is The New Gay

Come on. You've been in the closet your entire adult life. It's time to just say "I love cock". No one will even care. Pretty much everyone is gay now so if you're still fighting it and pretending to be straight, you're the new gay. Living your life the way cock lovers used to live. There's nothing wrong with wanting a mouth full of dick but you were conditioned in school by bullies that being gay was the worst thing ever. Or maybe you were the bully picking on the guys who you wanted to secretly suck off. Either way, I'm just here to laugh at what closet boys are up to these days.