Step-Sis Laughs at Your Boner

Oh my god, are you serious right now, step-bro? You seriously got a boner just from seeing me in my pajamas? I cannot stop laughing at how obvious and awkward you are. You’re over there turning bright red, squirming, trying to hide it like I haven’t already seen everything. Honestly, it’s adorable—and so pathetic. You really can’t control yourself, can you? Just my being around is enough to mess you up. Poor thing, you must be so desperate for even a little attention. Watching you try (and fail) to cover up your “problem” is honestly the best entertainment I’ve had all night. Go on, step-bro—run off and take care of your little situation before you embarrass yourself even more. Next time I’m hanging out, try not to make it so obvious, okay? Or don’t… because I could always use another good laugh at your expense.