“Pussy Delivery for Daddy!” House Arrest Swap

It’s so embarrassing…my bestie and I share a secret: both our stepdads are serving house arrest! I mean, it’s not their fault; they are pretty good guys, but they run into issues with the law while trying to raise money to pay for our college tuition. Now, they must stay in this big house together for two years. This weekend, we went to visit them, and they were super stressed out. Honestly, we get the sense that they haven’t nutted for a while. Who can blame them? Would it be crazy if we helped them release some tension? They were trying to help us out after all…