PORN SICKNESS: PATIENT 0

You've been brought in for quarantine and some testing because you have become afflicted with a new virus they are calling "porn sickness". It's unclear how this started, or how it spreads, but since catching this virus you've been unable to stop jerking off. Whenever you're un****d you are stroking until you're raw in a weak, broken, zombified trance. I am your nurse, and will be monitoring and running some tests to see if I can get to the bottom of it... So far I think it's very interesting that as soon as you stop stroking your body appears to shut down...your heart rare slows to dangerous levels, so for the first time in medical history I am prescribing you a jerk off session! I have my own theories about how you caught this virus, but time will tell...