I Love Losers

Losers like you really only have 2 options. You know that you'll never be like the guys you so badly wish you could be- fucking and dating women like me. It's a fact that has been made clear to you over and over, but there's two ways to go about this. On one hand, you can let it make you angry and bitter at women like me, you can blame us for your short comings and live a life of resentment and bitterness, isolating yourself even farther from women....OR You can accept what you are- a loser! You can accept that while this means no girl will want to date or fuck you, we will still totally keep you around as long as you're useful and don't forget your place! I love losers who accept who they are and press into it. Be the biggest loser you can be! Why spend your life being depressed and angry about the cards you were dealt? Being MY pathetic little loser will make your unfortunate life circumstances feel like a blessing!