Human Canvas: Lucy Lotus Wants a Different Kind of “Face Paint”

I’ve always admired my stepdad’s work. He’s a brilliant surrealist painter, and I wish I could just show him how inspired I am by his work… Maybe I can? Now that I’m older, I think I can show him with more than words what his art does to me. I’ll be his personal human canvas. He can brush my nipples until they're hard and stiff, and I’ll let him paint me however he wants. But I don’t mean with acrylics. I want my face painted with his hot sticky load…