GOONING RUINED YOU

Look at you! So desperate, honey, leaking, addicted gooner. You don't go out anymore. You stay in and goon your little brains out. Brain rotted the fuck out of yourself. HAHAHA And I'm such an enabler, aren't I? I help you goon and PUMP PUMP PUMP! UP AND DOWN PUMP PUMP PUMP. Until your mind goes numb and you can't think anymore. Gooning has ruined you!