Gooning Is So Embarrassing

Why are you bragging about how many hours you spend jerking your cock? watching porn? doing NOTHING else but binging, splurging, and hand humping? do you really think being a gooner is a flex? not the flex you think! I think it's completely embarrassing that you're not a real man and you instead spend your time being humiliated by hot girls on the internet. You would rather pump yourself stupid than even talk to a woman. EMBARRASSING! but then again, you've been a loser for as long as you can remember, so this is PERFECT for you anyways!