Friendzone Foot Worship

You’ve been my best friend for so long, we’re practically inseparable, lucky you!! You go everywhere with me, keep the creeps away, act as my designated driver, my wingman, etc … tonight after the club I remind you of how lucky you are to be in the friend zone, as I put my stinky aching feet in your hands for a rub. Of course when she gives you the opportunity to put your mouth on her, you agree even if she rubs it in that you’ll never get more than that, you’ll never be more than friends.