Couchsurfing Conondrum

Selvaggia is two hours late to our appointment. I'd be pissed off, but when she arrives she is wearing very short shorts and an almost nothing top, so... everything is forgiven. She just broke up with her fiance, and she choose my airBNB to get away from him. As her landlord, it's my job to console her... to cheer her up... to penetrate her butt so deep she forgets all about whatshisname...