Concept: I’ll Say Anything to Get Laid (Woke Fishers)

What’s up, gooners? It’s time for a new experiment in this Labs update. What's a “Woke Fisher,” you ask? Simple: a man who’s willing to change his entire personality for a girl. It’s like catfishing, but aimed towards women with progressive views. He plays his cards slyly until he knows every single thing about them, and then he’ll mold himself until he’s exactly what they’re looking for. Weird? Maybe. Successful? Always. Thea and Juliana are separately getting fished by the same guy. He’ll say anything to get laid - he just has to be whatever they want him to be.